Think Sandra Bullock and "Miss Congeniality." Elizabeth tagged me with this meme and I’m just going to do my own thing with it. I’m in a mood today… it’s cold, gray and wet outside, so the weather’s not helping. We just had a meeting about the upcoming increase in health insurance premiums and that is absolutely not helping! But it is Friday. Kt’s coming home for the weekend (she has finals next week and then it’s "summer"!). We’re going to Madison this weekend. I will knit. Okay, feelin’ a little better now.
If I could be a scientist… I’d concoct a formula for world peace.
If I could be a farmer… I’d fertilize world peace.
If I could be a musician… I’d play world peace.
If I could be a doctor… I’d prescribe world peace.
If I could be a painter… I’d paint world peace.
If I could be a gardener… I’d plant world peace.
If I could be a missionary… I’d spread world peace.
If I could be a chef… I’d cook up world peace.
If I could be an architect… I’d design world peace.
If I could be a linguist… I’d translate world peace.
If I could be a psychologist… I’d analyze world peace.
If I could be a librarian… I’d shelve world peace.
If I could be an athlete… I’d compete for world peace.
If I could be a lawyer… I’d defend world peace.
If I could be an inn-keeper… I’d provide world peace with a warm bed (and leave the light on for ya).
If I could be a professor… I’d teach world peace.
If I could be a writer… I’d write about world peace.
If I could be a llama-rider… hmm…
If I could be a bonnie pirate… I’d sail the seas for world peace.
If I could be an astronaut… I’d fly to the moon for world peace.
If I could be a world famous blogger… I’d blog for world peace.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world… I’d make a ruling for world peace.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure… I’d withhold sex ’til we got some world peace!
And if I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning…
I hope y’all have a nice weekend.
LOL You are too funny. Have a good weekend! We have SUN here!!
love the withholding sex line — I fear with politicians however, that would have very little impact on their sex lives.
Is that sex for everybody or just you? Have a good weekend anyway 😉
I think if you were a chef, you’d cook up some whirled peas.
Yes, but what would you do about WORLD PEACE, Vicki?? haha!
There is a sticker on a sign (put there by a local art student) that says
Visualize Whirled Peas.
🙂
Exactly !
You have a fantastic weekend too.
Oh, Vicki, you won’t do! So funny!
What a hoot! Very creative.
OMG you have me in stitches!! LOL! Great Entry!
I’m not sure, but are you hinting that you’d like world peace??? And most people feel that way about hammers if they don’t have one, then they get one and they start off hammering all over the world, but then, really, I bet they can’t even find their hammers now. I would definitely stick with world peace!!! You’re too funny!
How funny! Amen, sister, sing the peace song!
Too funny…withold sex. 🙂 And the warm bed. Love it. Have a great weekend.
Loved this entry!! Peace be with you tooooooo.
Broken Footed Kim
Very funny, I love it.
Hope you guys have a great weekend, we too have rain, lots of it, yuk!